Dear Santa,

How's it going?  I have been sooooo good this year it isn't even funny.  If you need help carrying my presents in the house on Christmas Eve let me know.  By the way, it was nice seeing you at the mall over Thanksgiving break.  Did you lose weight?  

• Alpaca socks (puppy-proof if possible)
• Anything from the website www.thinkgeek.com
• iPod, (the one you brought me last year met his maker)

• Air compressor (large enough to run small tools)
• Geeky science ties, tie dyed lab coat, other nerdware
• Snowmobile (ya I know folks in VT call 'em Snow Machines, growing up we called 'em sleds or snowmobiles)
• 2009 Ford F-150 truck
• New slippers (something with treads so I don't slip in the snow)
• Nylon warm-up pants ('cause I rarely shower or dress on weekends)
• New football (ya this was on my list last year, some high schooler decided it was his/her own)
• More New Tool Ideas: socket set, hand (orbital) sander

• Incredibly expensive surround sound system for my new HDTV

• Pay off mortgage
• Vacation house/cabin around a small lake in the NE Kingdom or Adirondacks
• World Peace
• Lots of snow days
• $$$$$CASH$$$$$